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Top 10 Doga Vaanis -
1. “Suraj ko dhak kar Doga bana hun…socho andar kitni aag hogi.”
2. “Lawaris hone ka dard apun ko pata hai….isliye akkhe Mumbai ko Doga ne godd le rakha hai.”
3. “Shukr manao Mumbai k darindo ki Doga apne jism se lipte hathiyaar hi isteymaal karta hai, mere zehan k andar bhara barood yeh duniya jhel nahi paayegi!!!”
4. “Mumbai mein Yamraj ka account hamesha gadbad karta hai kyoki yahan par kuttey ki surat mey bina license wala Yamdoot jo ghoomta hai…”
5. “Maut se mai roz milta hun, bada bhayanak hai uska chehra aur maut se Doga bahut darta hai. Haan, har masoom ki maut se Doga darta hai aur koi masoom bemaut na mare isliye aksar ek kuttey kay kaatne se Mumbai mey koi apradhi marta hai!”
6. “Doga apradhiyon se deal karne waala wo vyapari hai jo unki darindagi ko unhe sood samet waapas lautata hai….aur fir bhi roz khoob munafa kamata hai.”
7. ** Do apradhi baat kar rahe hai ** “Pata nahi Mumbai Police ab tak Doga ko kyu nahi maar paayi?” “Mumbai Police Doga ko kyu maaregi….jab tumhara poora kaam koi roz free mey kiya kare to kya tum usse maaroge?”
8. Doga gooliyon ko dodge nahi deta…….gooliyon mey Doga ko chhuney ka jigar nahi.
9. Is kuttey ne insaniyat se wafadaari ki hai is wajah se door se darindo ki niyat soongh-taad unhe cheer-faad daalna iska shauk hai.
10. Insaaf ki Devi andhi hai aur dhyaan se dekho Doga bhi andha hai….fark bas itna hai Doga ki aankhon mey khoon utra hua hai…
© Raj Comics (Raja Pocket Books) Writer : Mohit Sharma (Trendster / Trendy Baba) Video : Honeykr
