Ishq mey Chloroform
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Mohit Sharma (Trendster / Trendy Baba)
Ronit apne
mohalle ki Rinnie naam ki ladki par flat tha. Dono jawan the, ek hi college mey
padhte the, hesiyat mey bhi zyada antar nahi tha aur caste bhi ek thi. Matlab
jaise kisi marathon runner ne 1-2 kilometers ki lead le li ho runner-up se.
Cake Walk! Par Ronit ko baat taalne ki badi aadat thi. Rinnie use dekh kar
muskurati thi, hint deti thi aur different prakaar ki mada aakarshan
demonstration waali harkaten karti thi par saath engineering k baad MBA k bhi 2 saal ho gaye to Rinnie ko laga ye
banda Lolu-Chand hai.
Ronit sahi
mauke aur build up mey vishvaas rakhta tha. Rinnie k papa Mr. Pralay Pandit
festivals mey us colony ki Samiti k swaghoshit sachiv the jabse wo aaye the
colony mey. Ronit unko impress karne k liye kuch saalo se festivals par kaafi
mehnat kar raha tha jis se Mogambo…..I mean Uncle ji khush bhi huey. Kai
seasons mey lagataar aakhri moment par himmat jutane mey fail hone k baad Is
baar usne decide kiya ki Diwali ka mauka achchha hai shaadi ki baat direct
achchhe mood mey Uncle ji k saamne rakhne ka. Ronit ko 2 din pehle pata chala
ki is baar Pandit family 2 shaadi attend karne
Gwalior jaa rahe hai. Ronit ne bina baat k Madhav Rao Sindhiya ji ko
kosa kyoki wahi ek naam tha Gwalior se related uske zehan mey.
Ab baari thi
next big festival Holi ki, to Holi waale month mey Ronot k ghar Rinnie ki
engagement ka invitation aaya, pata chala ki shaadi bhi April mey hi hai. Ronit ne April mey paida huey apne ek
dost ko ashleel gaaliyan suna kar apna krodh shaant kiya (kyoki April month se
related wahi banda pehle dimaag mey aaya Ronit k).
Orthodox aur
andhvishvaadi Pandit ji ka parivaar, Rinnie ko ab kisi ki nazar na lag jaaye
isliye bechari duniya se alag total lockdown ki jaa chuki thi. Ronit ne decide
kiya ki wo aaj raat hi Rinnie ko manane ki kosish karega chupke se. Ronit
rassi, slice ki bottle (pata nahi kyu laya gadha), torch, mask, chloroform
(emergency k liye….aur rumaal bhul gaya sunghayega kaise/kisko ye ek sawal tha)
lekar bagal k pipe se chadhne laga par lagta hai uspar shani ki dasha chal rahi
thi Pipe se girkar wo bagal waale lawn ki ghaas kaatne waali machine par gira.
“AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE…..Mummy!!!”
Usne kisi
tarah dard control kiya, kuch serious to nahi hua tha par uska pairon mey moch aa gayi thi, haath-pair chhil bhi gaye the aur Slice ki bottle bhi fat gayit
thi. Wo kuch samay tak dard k mare nirjeev pada raha, aesa lag raha tha jaise
wo ek laash hai bas antar ye tha uske charo taraf khoon ki jagah mango juice faila
hua tha.
Tabhi usko
ek aawaz ne instant-sanjivni ki tarah attention mode mey khada kar diya kuch
nanoseconds mey.
“Kaun hai
wahan? Mai shor machaungi. Wait kahin tum….Utho”
“Ronit! are
you OK? Chot to nahi lagi? Ye sab karne ki kya zaroorat thi. College mey hi bol
dete…I like you too. Ye chloroform kyu? Kidnap karoge kya?”
“Naina, wo baat nahi hai….”
Tabhi Naina ki mummy ki aawaz aayi andar se jo is aur badh
rahi thi.
“Ye kaisi
aawaz thi kaun hai wahan? Naina Beta kya toota?”
Naina ki
mummy ki aawaz se to jaise dono ki mummy si mar gayi.
Naina - “Ab
kya Karen? Mummy maar daalengi mujhe…”
Ronit – “Mai
cooler ki aad mey chhup jata hun andhere mey…”
Naina – “Tum
Mummy ko nahi jaante, aayin hai to sab check karke jayegi poori tassalli se, dekho wo
paanch rupaye waali one beam torch leke aa rahi hai.”
Ronit – “Mai
chloroform to laya hun par hanky bhool gaya ghar pe, ab kya karun?”
Naina – “Hey
Bhagwan…..”
Tabhi Mummy
close in flieder ki tarah agrasar hui aur Ronit cooler ki aad mey hua.
“Kaun tha
wahan?”
Naina – “Koi
dikha nahi, Maa…ped ki side dekho.”
“Pehle ghar
ki side dekhungi…”
Yaani ab
Naina ki Mummy ki 'use and throw' torch aur Ronit k beech 10-12 seconds ka antar
tha. Naina ki mummy palti aur Naina ne Suresh Raina si furti dikhate hue apna
duppatta utaara aur mummy ki one beam torch k upar se Ronit ko timely paas kiya
jisme chloroform duppatte par lagayi aur beam ko cover karte hue Bombastic
fidayin hamla kiya jisme aunty off guard caught hui aur Out hui!
Naina ki
baaton aur harkaton ne Ronit ko bataya ki usko Naina kitna chahti hai.
Jaate-jaate 2-4 chummiyan exchange hui aur agli Diwali Ronit rishta lekar Naina
k ghar pahuncha.
….Samaptam!!!!
Moral of the Story – Dil beauty se kahin decade zyada durable hota hai on an
average to logo k dil ko dekho. Jo tumhe pyaar kare usko apnao, uske peechhe bhaagne
se faayda nahi jiski priorities ka tum hissa na ho.
....aur Trendy Baba k darbaar mey chanda chadhane se manchaha rishta
milta hai given aapke chande ka amount chindi-chor type na ho.
Pic Courtesy - Mr. Harjeet Singh Chadha
बहुत खूब.
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इस उम्र में प्रेम से जुडती पहली बार अलौकिक अनुभूति मिलती है..उसके सामने दुनिया की बाकी सभी बातें बौनी लगने लगती हैं..यह सिर्फ लडको के साथ ही नहीं लड़कियों के साथ भी महसूस किया जा चुका है.
आखिरी सन्देश से हम खुद बहुत इत्तेफाक रखते हैं..कि प्यार उससे करना चाहिए जो आपसे प्यार करे..यही एक लम्बी सुखी ज़िन्दगी का मंत्र बताया गया है !
hilarious n tht mango juice thing ousom
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