Haq

Aaj sahab ko jaldi tha ghar jaana,
Apni patni ko film dikhane jo tha le jaana.

"Ye le 2 Rupaye."

"Saab, par polish kay 5 Rupaye hai padte."

"Abe, mujhe mat samjha...chal hat aage jaa."

Apni pareshaaniyon ko bhulane,
Sahab apni sangini ko lekar pahuche film dikhane.

"Sahab, Parking ka paisa."

"Mai hun staff ka jaan ne waala."

"Sahab lekin ye stand....."

"Chup kar,
Ek Car khadi ki hai,
Nahi karaya koi Plane land.
Lagta hai tere officer se shikayat karni padegi,
Tabhi teri boli rukegi."

"Hum movie shuru honay se pehle aa gaye,
Khaali samay kaise bitaye."

"Mere pait mey to chuhe kood aaye,
Chalo kuch khaya jaaye."

Haatho mey haath liye dono Restaurant mey aaye.

"Ji, sir, bataiye kya karun
seva?"

"Aaj kuch
alag....ammmm....ek large Pizza."

"Sir, with extra cheese Rs. 450 and without extra cheese Rs. 375 ka hoga."

"With extra cheese..."

(patni ki aur dekh kar) "Jab tum ho saath to inn rupayo ki kya bisaat?"

Sahab, aapko shayad andaza nahi,
Iss extra cheese nay kitne logo ka haq aur kitne gharo ki roti chheen li.